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The cash of coloration
Video video games have modified in a number of constructive methods since I used to be mad at them within the Nineteen Nineties, from improved graphics to a broader outlook that caters, with solely a small quantity of acrimony, to hardcore and informal players alike. However one factor that’s bought indisputably worse is the rising dominance of downloadable content material (DLC) tradition, the place studios shamelessly launch half-finished video games after which milk their most loyal followers with years of subscriptions and paid-for extras. It makes me nostalgic for the times while you solely needed to pay as soon as for an everlasting masterpiece like Cannon Fodder or Smart World of Soccer.
Why are you excited about DLC, David? As a result of this week Apple repeated its annual trick of launching a brand new coloration halfway via an iPhone technology, wowing followers with the thrill of a yellow enclosure. I really feel about delayed coloration launches a lot the identical approach I really feel about DLC. I don’t approve.
“Yellow” will not be an excellent new invention that Apple has had its engineers engaged on for the previous six months. The corporate might very simply have launched the yellow iPhone 14 alongside the opposite coloration finishes final fall, nevertheless it determined to not for one easy purpose: launching a brand new coloration is a intelligent option to achieve consideration and increase a product simply as gross sales are falling off. It’s a cynical option to grab a few headlines and flog just a few further models.
The place does the client determine in all this, aside from as a income? Barely in any respect. Apple isn’t making an attempt to ship the perfect expertise to the most individuals, however to hamper their selection in a approach that’s calculated to generate the utmost revenue.
If you happen to have been shopping for an iPhone 14 final September and particularly like the colour yellow, you confronted a selection between two compromises: both purchase a cellphone in a coloration you don’t like as a lot, or wait, hope Apple benevolently picks yellow as its bonus coloration this cycle, after which find yourself shopping for your new cellphone at a time that’s much less handy. The identical selection confronted green-loving iPhone 13 patrons in 2022, and pro-purple iPhone 12 prospects in 2021; compromise on coloration, or compromise on timing. And the identical might apply to these loyal early adopters who purchased the second-gen HomePod earlier this yr however—as was the case with the HomePod mini—might gaze longingly on the extra coloration choices that launch halfway via the product’s lifespan. It’s all deeply irritating and the polar reverse of placing the client first.
However this coverage, of intentionally holding again interesting components of a product so you may promote the improve additional down the road, ties in with a broader technique of which Apple is commonly suspected. Why did Apple take so lengthy to carry a big display screen to the iPhone, or a stylus to the iPad? Why did widgets and evening mode land a lot afterward iOS than they did on Android? Perhaps it’s as a result of the corporate knew it might promote its units with out these options within the quick time period, and that they’d be helpful afterward when it wanted to influence prospects to purchase the following technology. Every Apple product is competing with its personal predecessor simply as a lot as with modern merchandise from rival producers, and this implies the corporate is motivated to leak out helpful options as slowly as doable: launch the right iPhone tomorrow and also you’ve simply killed the goose that lays the golden eggs.
I don’t count on Apple to alter its methods any greater than I count on online game publishers to cease promoting DLC. There’s an excessive amount of of a monetary incentive; the market has spoken. However it does make me frown every spring when a brand new iPhone coloration seems and we’re all alleged to be happy. What use is that this now, Tim Apple? What am I alleged to do with this silly blue cellphone I’ve been carrying round for six months? Do you assume I’m made of cash?

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The rumor mill
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The latest iPhone 15 leaks affirm main upgrades for all 4 fashions.
A HomePod with a display screen will reportedly launch within the first half of 2024.
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A new iMac would possibly finally arrive later this yr.
Podcast of the week
In Episode 831: Your scorching takes on the yellow iPhone, Clear Vitality Charging, and upcoming new Macs.
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Software program updates, bugs & issues
Apple has released tvOS 16.3.3, which features a repair for a long-running Siri Distant disconnection drawback.
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