It’s however a brisk four-minute stroll from the Unique Smoke Store on Manhattan’s Columbus Avenue, over West 84th Road, to the deceptively labeled Vacation Sweet Comfort retailer on Amsterdam Avenue.
Alongside the best way are PS 9, a once-estimable elementary college, plus a Success Academy grammar college and 4 mini excessive colleges, all shoehorned into the previous Louis D. Brandeis HS constructing alongside the north facet of 84th.
The 2 storefronts are among 1,500 or so unlicensed, unregulated and just about unlawful weed outlets now crowding the 5 boroughs.
Unique appears largely to be about smokeables, and Vacation touts gummy-bears — however THC is the main attraction.
Whether or not the varsity children are being led astray by the outlets is up within the air — dope isn’t onerous to seek out anyplace — however they definitely are getting a life lesson after they stroll previous them.
Which is that this: Obeying the regulation is a mug’s sport in New York Metropolis today.

Defending criminals from penalties has a a lot greater precedence than defending children from criminals.
Former Mayor Mike Bloomberg has seen.
“Final yr, unlawful distributors did about $2 billion in gross sales statewide — higher than Broadway exhibits,” Bloomberg wrote final week.
“It’s as straightforward to purchase an oz. of pot as it’s a slice of pizza.”
“Simply take into consideration the sign it sends to criminals that authorities is unwilling to crack down on so many storefronts promoting medicine illegally — typically to youngsters,” he continued.

Bloomberg ruled Gotham with some distinction for 12 years; he wasn’t thought of a law-and-order mayor — largely as a result of crime wasn’t a lot of a problem: He and then-NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly paid shut consideration to the little issues, and the large issues appeared to maintain themselves.
Not for nothing was Gotham referred to as the most secure large metropolis in America.
A lot has modified since then — most importantly, New York’s political tradition. A choice for unfocused, ideological management has led to excessive tolerance for an more and more disordered civic tradition.
Or possibly it’s the opposite method round.

No matter. However there’s extra happening than weed shops.
Simply learn the every day police blotter — and, whilst you’re at it, pity poor PS 9.
The town is about to open a shelter for addled, addicted and infrequently criminally inclined vagrants on West 83rd Road — a scant 100 yards from the elementary college’s again door.
Why? Effectively, why not? Courting potential catastrophe is what authorities appears to do greatest today.

However the weed outlets, neon-gaudy and in-your-face open for enterprise, are a reasonably good avatar for New York’s slow-motion civic disintegration.
It’s onerous to think about Mayor Eric Adams’ latest predecessors — Invoice de Blasio excepted — tolerating two outlaw weed shops bracketing six public colleges on a single block anyplace within the metropolis, not to mention on the largely gentrified Higher West Facet.
Not for a minute.
Nevertheless it has fallen to Bloomberg, out of workplace for 10 years and hitherto silent on municipal affairs, to talk reality to New York’s now-permissive energy construction.
New York legalized leisure pot two years in the past “as a option to improve tax income, set up a protected market, and scale back arrests and prison penalties,” he wrote.
“However expertise has proven that the one option to obtain the primary two objectives is to desert the third, by cracking down on the unlawful shops that undercut authorized sellers. And the one option to obtain the third objective is to desert the primary two, by permitting outlets to promote untaxed and unsafe merchandise at a reduction.”
On condition that New York lawmakers appear totally dedicated to maintaining as many criminals on the streets as potential, Adams can settle for the scenario, weakly protest it — or increase bloody hell and stick with it till Albany and the Metropolis Council get severe about writing guidelines that privilege the law-abiding and put the lawbreakers of their place.
And if that’s Rikers Island, extra’s the higher.
Thus far, the mayor has chosen the center method — on most days ignoring the outlets and mildly blaming Albany when he notices them.
Bloomberg, after all, would have been extra aggressive, and as for Rudy Giuliani — nicely, don’t ask.
There could be a cop within the doorway of each weed retailer within the metropolis — and Albany could be underneath rhetorical siege till issues had been put proper.
Which might be value a strive right now.
How about it, Mr. Mayor?
E-mail: bob@bobmcmanus.nyc